Kalmex and the Riffmerchants 'Electric Bukkake'
I released this CD by these true Doomz back in 2004. It's my favorite release on Intolerant Messiah because I think it's the best album I've ever released. The reviews for it were a mixed bag, from 'terrible', to 'baffling', to 'genius' which to me has historically been exactly the response the best albums out there receive by the fans and the music publications. The only negative criticism I agree with is that the cover is total shit. They had a really depraved concept for the cover but the artist they chose failed to deliver it properly and due to time restraints to get the fucking thing released we just said 'fuck it' and went with the artists piece anyway. I think if it had a better cover, it might have been better received by 'outsiders'; all us Doomz, on the other hand, could really give a fuck about the albums cover art, it's the music that we're after, not the drawings. This is not the final release by the Riffmerchants as there will be at least one new release by them this year; 'Ultrasonic Holocaust'. 'Ultrasonic' has been in the making for years and got 'back-burnered' due to a communication lapse between the band and Eric Wood from M.I.T.B, Bastard Noise, Neanderthal etc. This album is a collaborative piece between the Riffmerchants and Wood. Recently, the merchants and Wood have revived the project and it should finally be completed and properly released in the next few months. Since I'm pre-occupied with moving (again), I have posted the 'one-sheet' I sent to all the mags, zines, and distributors for the masterpiece that is 'Electric Bukkake' to give my description. Enjoy the doomryde! ~ Lord Ballsakk
Download 'Electric Bukkake' here
Tracklist: Pig Family Gangbang, P-Cam, Designated DUI, Force Fed, Electric Bukkake, Deadly Reprisal, Soiled Cottons, Enter the Virgin
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